SLEEP NEXT TO ME - I DARE YOU!!

So for the past 27 (almost 28) years of my life up until about 2 weeks ago I have always been a very quiet sleeper - never snore, no heavy breathing.. you know just a peaceful sleeper. Well not anymore!!!  Doug woke up one morning several weeks ago and said "You were snoring last night!!" I of course did not believe him since I DON'T snore... but apparently I have been doing it ever since!! Wait it gets better... about a week ago I woke up from a nap in a big pile of drool!!!  ahhhhhhhhhh!  so gross!  And ever since then every time I wake up I have a wet drool spot on my pillow!!  Sorry I know this is gross but I have to share because I don't know I just do.  And to top it all off (if that wasn't bad enough) I would say from about the time I started drooling every night until now, I wake up screaming in the middle of the night to horrible leg cramps!  The very first night I got them it went something like this....

Around 1AM..

ME: Ahhhhhh!!  Owwwwwwww!!!  Owwwwwww! OWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! 

DOUG: huh? wah? huh? are you okay? what's wrong?
ME: My LEG!!!! OWWWWWWWWW!!! 
DOUG: sits up half asleep and massages the cramp out of my left leg (what a sweet hubby!!!)

then that same night around 3AM..
ME: OW! OW! OW! OW! OWWWWWWW!! 
DOUG: wah? huh? are you okay?? 
ME: My other leg!!!!!!!! 
DOUG: sits up and massages the cramp out of my right leg (again I love him for this). 

So ever since this lovely night I've had leg cramps every night since (although now we are down to just one leg so that's good).. and Doug knows the drill at this point. :)  Soooooo... who wants to sleep next to the snoring, drooling, leg cramping monster??  Anybody?  I didn't think so... :)